When Timecards fail to work,
best not go berserk.
Office Reminders Needn't Be Mindless Featuring Clocky & Watchy, The Timecard Reminders
Thanks to all the fans who have held strong throughout Time,
Sticking it out from the silly to the sublime.
I've moved on to other projects in art, film and prose,
Opening new doors when others, perforce, must now close.
Our intrepid Timekeepers have run afoul of the law,
Killing Time, was the charge, if you can believe it!
All they did was wish for more Time on a cursed monkey's paw,
And when that went south--well, it's best if you leave it.
So, while they work out the effects of this bomb,
Please visit their friends at DeathHousePress.com.
[Special thanks to Lisa M. who once informed me that "The cops have chocolate."]