Guru Time, Time Guru

Greetingth, Motht Thtudent Workerth, Certain Limited Employeeth and All Non-Ekthempt Career Thtafferth (ath well ath the Thupervithorth who approve them)!

Your Time ith here!

From deep in the Earth to the highetht Heaventh,

Report time clear,

From April twenty-fourth to May theventh.

Guru Geoff

Geoffrey Bennett Ulrich

Payroll & Finanthial Athithtant

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UNIVERTHITY OF CALIFORNIA THANTA BARBARA
Inthtituthional Advanthement 

IA webthite, click here.

Timeflow

Monthly Employees (aka Exempts):

Here’s a handy little flowchart to assist you in your time reporting decision making processes.

[BiWeekly Employees (aka Non-Exempts), you can use it too].

:)

Geofflowchart

Timebot 3000

Geoffbot 5000

Got Time?

Unforgettable Geoff

Time Reporting Sweepstakes!

Hello, Monthly Timecard Players!

It’s time once again to play the…

Time Reporting Sweepstakes!

You could win:

Vacation and Sick Leave Accruals!

Service Credits!

Attendance Awards!*

*Attendance Awards not guaranteed

So, Play today!**

**[Not available in all territories. See participating timekeepers for further details. In order to work together, some assembly may be required].

Game Show Geoff

Magic Time!

Hello, BiWeekly Timecard Enthusiasts!

You’re in luck because you get to report time! [hold for applause]

Have a great long weekend and enjoy the show! [see cartoon, below]

Magic Geoff

Lucky Timecards!

Top o’ the Mornin’, BiWeekly Staff!

The Gold You’ve Earned Awaits Ye!

…

There once was a shabby hipster named Thor,

Who wondered why he always so poor,

A leprechaun helped him to see,

That reporting time is the key!

And now he is poor Thorry no more.

O’Geoffrey 

Welcome Young King Kronos of March!

The Kronos King of February has finished up his term,

Making way for March’s young King to rule all the Monthly staff,

Exempt subjects should report their time, approve and reconfirm,

Then swear their fealty to the King (or at least on his behalf).

Grand Vizier Geoff

Introducing Clockface the Timecard Guy!

The chance is here once more my dears,

To show your strength--allay your fears,

Adopt the current paradigm,

Report all your BiWeekly Time!

Geoff Face

Happy Valentimes Card