Timeflow

Monthly Employees (aka Exempts):

Here’s a handy little flowchart to assist you in your time reporting decision making processes.

[BiWeekly Employees (aka Non-Exempts), you can use it too].

:)

Geofflowchart

Timebot 3000

Geoffbot 5000

Got Time?

Unforgettable Geoff

Time Reporting Sweepstakes!

Hello, Monthly Timecard Players!

It’s time once again to play the…

Time Reporting Sweepstakes!

You could win:

Vacation and Sick Leave Accruals!

Service Credits!

Attendance Awards!*

*Attendance Awards not guaranteed

So, Play today!**

**[Not available in all territories. See participating timekeepers for further details. In order to work together, some assembly may be required].

Game Show Geoff

Magic Time!

Hello, BiWeekly Timecard Enthusiasts!

You’re in luck because you get to report time! [hold for applause]

Have a great long weekend and enjoy the show! [see cartoon, below]

Magic Geoff

Lucky Timecards!

Top o’ the Mornin’, BiWeekly Staff!

The Gold You’ve Earned Awaits Ye!

…

There once was a shabby hipster named Thor,

Who wondered why he always so poor,

A leprechaun helped him to see,

That reporting time is the key!

And now he is poor Thorry no more.

O’Geoffrey 

Welcome Young King Kronos of March!

The Kronos King of February has finished up his term,

Making way for March’s young King to rule all the Monthly staff,

Exempt subjects should report their time, approve and reconfirm,

Then swear their fealty to the King (or at least on his behalf).

Grand Vizier Geoff

Introducing Clockface the Timecard Guy!

The chance is here once more my dears,

To show your strength--allay your fears,

Adopt the current paradigm,

Report all your BiWeekly Time!

Geoff Face

Happy Valentimes Card

For the Love of Timecards

O, Timecards, with thy temporal enumerations and such,

You fill me with such longing for timely reports,

I can't do without thee--I adore thee too much,

So, please, don't dare spurn me with unkind retorts.

I seek requited approvals for Exempt staffers’ leave,

(Be it sick- or vacation-, in 8-hour blocks),

If granted I’ll be giddy for so just a reprieve,

Swelling my ardor in a Time paradox:

For the greater my passion, the less Time there is,

As zeal aimed at Kronos needs Time to grow,

Much like a mildly sweet, bubbly Honey Rum Fizz,

On a lazy, warm Sunday--mm, quite the tableau!

So, monthly jobholders, share my Timekeeping joy,

And let’s revel in the Timekeeping we gladly employ.

Sonnet Geoff