Join Us At Timecardland Park!

Welcome to the greatest
Timecard-themed amusement park
in all of the mid-to-lower West Central Coast!

Start your summer with a plunge off of Kronos Falls
where time just stops until you hit the water

(or, you know, fill-in your hours worked).

Then, if you need to, you can recuperate
over at the Comp Time Cafe

(assuming you've signed up for that, of course).

Before heading out for a lazy spin
in the Overtime Lagoon

(pending supervisor approval, naturally).

And be sure not to miss
the "It's-A-Vacation-Accrual-World" Ride

(although new hires probably won't be able to afford that just yet).

Admission is easy:

Just get those Timecards in!

(for students, non-exempts and limiteds,

for the pay period of 6/7 to 6/20,

comment where necessary,

save your work,

and have a great summer

at Timecardland Park!)

Time Ranger Geoff