It's Kronos Krunch Time!

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[This artwork will be in full color, yes?—Editor]

Hey, Kronos Kids!

Father Timekeeper

[why is the word “keeper” cut off in the artwork? –Ed.]

is back!

And that can only mean one thing!

That’s right! It’s time for Kro-o-o-nos Krunch!!

[Sigh. Can we not stretch words out, please? Thanks.—Ed.]

The sweetest time-related breakfast serial

[is this a pun? Don’t do that.—Ed.]

ever to bear the Gaucho label*

and a great way to start your bi-weekly day!

So, come on over to the breakfast table

Students,

Non-exempts

&

Limiteds!

[Is that even a word? I’ll answer that for you—it’s not.—Ed.]

For the Bi-Week of 8.2 - 8.15!

‘Cause it’s

[BEcause!—Ed.]

Krunch Time!

[this needs to be much, much bigger and preferably in color—Ed.]

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*Other Gaucho foods and food products include, but are not limited to:

Rosemary & Time Loaf,

Clock-a-doodle-doo, chicken & clock-shaped pasta soup

&

Kronuts, clock-inspired pastry rounds

(in no way affiliated with croissant donuts—please don’t have your lawyers call us again!)

[NOT your job!—Ed.]

Disclaimers:

Kronos Krunch is filled with several non-essential minerals and may cause stress in certain members of the public

so be sure to finish up quick!

It is not advisable to eat Kronos Krunch with a sickle or any other sharpened harvesting implement.

You must be 18 years old or older to purchase Kronos Krunch and have a note from your doctor stating that you are not subject to migraines, seizures, catalepsy, rash or incontinence.

-{Copywriter’s name withheld}

{Reprinted with implicit consent but not explicit permission.}

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