Timecard Limerick (safe)

Exempt timecards are nearly ready to go,

So approving them, for May, is apropos,

You can wait until Monday,

Since the month ends on Sunday,

And still help in maintaining the status quo.

Under the Timecard Big Top!

Step right up and don’t be shy, Circus Fans,

We got freaks, geeks, joeys and pickled punks,

Horse operas, bullmen, kinkers, and iron jaws!

So head on down the Midway arcade

And try your luck before the spectacle begins!

But you can’t play if you don’t pay!

So approve those timecards

For students and non-exempts

For the run that folds up and blows off tomorrow.

Hurry, hurry, or you’ll miss the ballyhoo!

Sideshow Carny Geoff

There's Gold in Them Thar Timecards!

Eureka!

The gold rush 

For student and non-exempt prospectors

Ends tomorr’y.

So, stake your claim ‘n’ set your charges, powder monkeys,

And we’ll blast the ore ‘til we hit paydirt on the mother lode!

Jus’ remember to watch out for cave-ins, keep your picks sharp,

And don’t let the fever fool ya into being a flash in the pan, consarnit!

Boom Town Geoff