Pre-holiday biweekly
timecards follow close upon
And must be filled out now or, in other words:
Anon!
We only have ‘til FRIDAY, so don't, my
friends, delay,
Or else the log of time’ll be whittled clean
away!
With the holidays upon us the schedules all have
changed!
We only have this week! So we’re scrambling,
half-deranged!
You wouldn’t like the naughty list for it brings
on too much strife
And lasts a good deal longer than uranium ore’s
half-life.
Some of you deserve gold stars for just how
diligent you are,
And some of you...well, you’re still striving
(in your attempt to just make par).
But we appreciate you all (just not in equal
measure).
‘Cause let’s be real here, friends--there’s far
more pain afoot than pleasure.
What can you do to help us? What gifts can you
bestow?
Start by forwarding this reminder so that those
who don’t know--KNOW!
Then approve all hours and overtime, add
comments where they’re needed.
If your staffer’s absent--you do it! (so our
work won’t get impeded)!
The deadline is a hard one, by FRIDAY and no
later,
If you put it off or forget (again)--you’ll need
a mediator!
Then once it’s done and all is well all across
the land,
I’ll be the first to shout “hooray, supply has
met demand!”
I’m confident that we can do it! Yes, my faith
is firmly placed!
If that turns out to be untrue, well then—(these
words can be erased)!
Holiday Geoff
