Candy Time!

Hello, Exempt Staff!

That means you monthly-paid career types, dontcha know?

It’s time to approve your timecards for the month of January.

I suggest shoring up your energy with some sugar and reciting this little poem:

Candy, Candy, Office Fuel,

Sweetens up the Labor Pool.

Have some now or have some later,

It’s our workplace activator!

Candy-coated Geoff

UCSB United Way Candygrams Available Here: http://www.ia.ucsb.edu/uw/candy.aspx

Geoffrey Bennett Ulrich

Jellyroll & French Toast Advocate

Chocolate Hall

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UNIVERSITY OF Candy & Sweets
Dessert Advancement  

Clocky & Watchy in Monsoon Time!

Pay Period: 1/15 – 1/28/17

Hello, BiWeekly Timecard Enthusiasts!

The skies they fell, the floods they flashed and a waterspout did touch down.

Puddles formed, the slough filled up and the sea churned a frothy brown.

The rains did end, the sun did shine, and the ocean went calm and sleek,

But don’t mothball your umbrellas just yet (more weather is due next week)!

Torrential Geoff

Travel Time!

It’s Friday the 13^th!

Such an inauspicious day may put you in a mood to get away on a…uh…getaway to avoid various bouts of mis-happenstance!

It’s a 3-day weekend too! Which means Clocky & Watchy only have Tuesday to finish all time reporting!!

Did you know:  

NONE of the buildings on campus have a 13^th floor!

Coincidence??

And so, non-exempts, limiteds and students please complete your biweekly timecards for 1/1/17 to 1/14/17 before you make your escape! 

Traveling Geoff