Join Us At Timecardland Park!

Welcome to the greatest
Timecard-themed amusement park
in all of the mid-to-lower West Central Coast!

Start your summer with a plunge off of Kronos Falls
where time just stops until you hit the water

(or, you know, fill-in your hours worked).

Then, if you need to, you can recuperate
over at the Comp Time Cafe

(assuming you've signed up for that, of course).

Before heading out for a lazy spin
in the Overtime Lagoon

(pending supervisor approval, naturally).

And be sure not to miss
the "It's-A-Vacation-Accrual-World" Ride

(although new hires probably won't be able to afford that just yet).

Admission is easy:

Just get those Timecards in!

(for students, non-exempts and limiteds,

for the pay period of 6/7 to 6/20,

comment where necessary,

save your work,

and have a great summer

at Timecardland Park!)

Time Ranger Geoff

Timecard Nursery Rhyme

Hush Little Kronos,

Don’t be dismayed

We’ll approve our Timecards

So workers get paid.

And if those workers

Don’t hit save

Kronos has a tendency

To misbehave.

And if a Student

Did not work

Kronos needs a comment

Or goes berserk.

And when Non-exempts

Get overtime

Approving separately

Would be sublime.

So let’s prepare

Our Timecards soon

(The 24^th of May

To the 6^th of June).

Lullaby Geoff