How to Report Time

Hello, Exempt Staff!

It is time now for you to fill out your timecards for the month of May.

Please remember that as Exempt staff (meaning: exempt from overtime accruals) Vacation and Sick Leave are the only items you need to manually report, and then only in 8 hour increments.

I have provided a cheat sheet for further instructions (please see below).

Thank you in advance for your compliance.

Geoffrey Bennett Ulrich, 

Timekeeper

Wooly Geoff

Find the Time!

The secret hour will soon be here,

BiWeekly staff & Supervisors too,

Delay at your peril, and I fear,

They’ll be nothing more anyone can do!

Saturday will end the chase,

I’m giving you a chance to win,

Only you can earn your place,

By getting all your timecards in!

The heat is on,

I’m on the lam,

I may be gone…

[END TELEGRAM]

Agent G

Guru Time, Time Guru

Greetingth, Motht Thtudent Workerth, Certain Limited Employeeth and All Non-Ekthempt Career Thtafferth (ath well ath the Thupervithorth who approve them)!

Your Time ith here!

From deep in the Earth to the highetht Heaventh,

Report time clear,

From April twenty-fourth to May theventh.

Guru Geoff

Geoffrey Bennett Ulrich

Payroll & Finanthial Athithtant

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