Timecards on Ice!

Hello, Solid Water Surface Activity Fans!

Have you ever seen a show “on ice?”

How about one about magical timecards where the stars carry magical timecards and try to find the magical timeclock to report their magical hours?

Well, this is another one of those!

And it’s fair-to-middling, to boot!

Here’s what the people are saying:

“It’s delightfully adequate!” –EyeSk8

“While it’s no Kronos-capades! It still manages to keep skating through my mind!” –Mr.IcyBite

“It’s almost better than The Timecard Kids Go Ice Fishing, only with extensively fewer fish!” –FrozNToes227

So grab a parka, see it for yourself and decide!

Rinkmaster Geoff

P.S. Irma & Rachel, tickets are going fast so be sure to get yours now!

Timecard Twisters

Preempt Exempts:

Approve your timecards for July, why?

So, I can be the guy

Who can say that I

Have all the timecards by and by

Approved completely for July.

That’s why.

How much time should a timekeeper keep

If a timekeeper should keep time?

A timekeeper should, as much as is good,

Keep the time that one should

If a timekeeper should keep time.

Timmy Timer kept a timecard

Past when it was due.

Now Timmy Timer has no time

Nor card to add it to.

I have a timecard

that can record any time

That a timecard

That can record any time

Can record.

Mos Def Geoff

Clock the Latest Issue of Timecard Magazine!

In the latest issue (July 5 – July 18) of TIMECARD Magazine…

Are Timecards A Thing of the Past? (The Answer’s Still NO!) – “Punchy, the Old Timey Punchclock” may be on the outs, but (virtual) time reporting is still in!

Students, Non-Exempts and Limiteds: Your Time is Now! – Now is your chance to get those hours in and get paid!

Approvals on the Rise! – A new poll credits the increase in approvals to the decrease in the boringness of reminders!

Other Features…

Movietime Recommendations – Our picks for timeless cinematic treasures include:  Time Crimes, Time Bandits and Time After Time!

Letter from the Editor: Do You Know What Time It Is? – Our Editor-in-Chief, G. Bennett Ulrich (aka “Dr. Timegood”), adds his 2 seconds to the Timestream of Consciousness!

Get your copy today!

Available wherever timekeepers are found!

Punching Out! The Timecard Musical!

Review:

Not since “Kronos! The Opera!” has Timekeeping been so deliberately music-ified.

With a no-star cast and an audience of dozens, I clocked in and waited for the show to begin.

The kick-off number, “Looks Like Java’s Mad At Kronos, Again!”

was indeed a jaunty piece that set the tone for this tale of two lovers from different worlds:

a Timekeeper boy and the I.T. girl he fancies.

He then serenaded her departmental website picture with the wistful ballad, “Will You Ever Approve?”

Followed by a Rock ‘n’ Roll dream sequence number, “Don’t Forget to Hit Save!”

Then a lovely instant messaging duet, “Take a Chance, But Leave A Comment!”

Before ending with the grandiose, mostly-orchestrated finale, “Sign-Off!”

Truly the feel-okay show of the current pay period.

[The show’s run extends from 6/21/15 through 7/4/15.

Students, non-exempts and limiteds get first dibs.]

Broadway Geoff

Timecards (not Spam!)

Do read this email,

Sir and Ma'am,

It's for your timecards

(Not for spam).

I hate spam

Spam hater I am.

Junk mail,

Pop ups,

All spam I slam.

But how I love

Timecards

(Not Spam!)

When they're approved

I'm very moved

and

Happy as a clam.

I would like them in a cave

Especially after hitting save.

I would like them on a boat

Signing off when there's a note.

So all exempts

The time is soon

To mark your time

For all of June.

Dr. Geoff