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Cube Mind
The mind of a cube dweller

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

World Time!

As March departs, the time grows near,
For Monthly staff to lend an ear,
For I shall spin a yarn of lore,
As such thou hast not heard before.

In Paris, France, “la ville lumière,”
(City of Lights), a spire stands there.
Its roots run deep, its girders girth-y,
A clockwork world, who goes by “Earthy.”















Monsieur Geoff, Poète de Bureau*











*Office Poet


Geoffrey Bennett Ulrich

Assistant de Paie et Financier
4129 Cheadle Salle
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UNIVERSITÉ DE CALIFORNIE SAINT BARBARA
Avancement Institutionneltél: 805.893.2749  |  geoffrey.ulrich@ucsb.edu

Friday, March 24, 2017

Clocky & Watchy in Gaucho Time!

BiWeekly Timecards covering the twelth to the twenty-fifth are due,
And once you approve them, then we’ll sign off—it’s the least that we can do.

Gaucho Time!

What did it take to make us Gaucho?
How did we earn such a unique name?
“You Bet Your Life,” hosted by Groucho,
Couldn’t even guess our Hollywood fame!




(And before you think we are just mascot one-and-done-rs, our previous incarnation was as the Roadrunners!)

Gaucho Geoff-olé















Geoffrey Bennett Ulrich

Nómina y Asistente Financiero
4129 Cheadle Sala
____________________________________________________________________

UNIVERSIDAD DE CALIFORNIA SANTA BARBARA
Adelanto Institucional |  tel: +1.805.893.2749  |  geoffrey.ulrich@ucsb.edu

Friday, March 10, 2017

Train Time!

Salutations, BiWeekly Relations!
This is for the playful pay period between:
two/twenty-six to three/eleven/‘seventeen.

Clocky and Watchy were very pleased with the feedback they received last time and so to show their appreciation they sent me the following note and pic from their travels (destinations unknown)!

“Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”


- Clocky & Watchy















Choo-Choo Geoff