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Friday, November 4, 2016

Game Time!

BiWeekly Pay Period: 10/23/16 – 11/5/16

Time to play!

Report EARLY to make sure you have all your hours and approvals in before:

…Parents & Family Weekend!

…Daylight Savings Time Ends!

…Election Day!

Communicate with your supervisors about your hours worked so that they may fill in your hours if you can’t!

Make sure the Kronos site is working at speed!

Add comments for all exceptions to policy! (Approving all timecards is policy--even empty ones)!

You know the old saying: Cooperation accomplishes our goals to a satisfactory degree! (I’m paraphrasing).






















Geoff the Gamer

Monday, October 31, 2016

Halloween Time!

Hell-o, Hi, Monthly (Exempt) Monsters Workers!

For the Witching Hour pay period of 10/1/16 to 10/31/16.

It’s time to fill out your Wills Timecards!


(You only need to indicate your leave (death, sick  and/or vacation), and only in 8 hour seances increments).
















And what IS this “bright idea?” You may well ask.

Why filling out your timecards, of course!

You were expecting something else?

Hop to! The deadline looms!

;)

Spooky Geoff














Geoffrey Bennett Ulrich

Mortuary Payroll & Financial Igor
Cheadle Asylum
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UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA AND THE GHOST OF SANTA BARBARA
Mental Institutional Advancement 

Friday, October 21, 2016

Friday, October 7, 2016

The Timecard Pledge

RE: Pay Period 9/25/16 to 10/8/16

Hello, BiWeekly Staff! (Non-exempts, Limiteds & Students)

Here’s it is: The Timecard Pledge!

Perfect for reciting, chanting and mantra-ing!





























Oathful Geoff



Friday, September 23, 2016

Welcome to Timecard University!




BiWeekly Pay Period: 9/11/16 – 9/24/16

Non-Exempts, Students & Limiteds






















Professor Geoff

Friday, September 9, 2016

Gramps & lil clocky in Beach Time

BiWeekly Timecards are due!
(8/28/16 – 9/10/16)
Don’t let time [reporting] slip away!

[From Clocky’s photo album]

As the Summer ends I’m reminded of a time…

As a kid, of going to the beach with my grandfather.
I knew he didn’t care for it much—the sand was hard for him to walk on,
But he went for me, so that I could play, and watch the passage of the sun and the tides.

I still visit him in the home he lives in, but he’s not as mobile as he once was.

This is a picture of us when I was only just a few tocks old.

Love you, Gramps!


Clocky















Nostalgic Geoff




Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Clocky & Watchy in "Time Flies"

Hello, Exempt Staffers!

August is done—“so soon?” (I know!).

Go ahead and report any sick or vacation leave (in 8-hour increments) and approve your timecards so that your supervisors may, likewise, approve.

Also, please keep your hands (and feet, if you got ‘em) inside as the ride is about to begin!

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Clocky & Watchy in "Time Flies"















Flight Enthusiast Geoff

Friday, August 26, 2016

Meet Clocky!

BiWeekly Staff
Non-exempts, Limiteds & Student Workers
8/14/16 – 8/27/16



Clocky's Pal Geoff

Friday, August 12, 2016

Moving Time!

Hello, Office Workers of a BiWeekly Bent!

(That includes non-exempts, student staff and the occasional limited employee, as applicable, for the pay period of 7/31 to 8/13/16).

Now is the time to fill-out and approve your hours so that your supervisors can approve them and then we timekeepers can sign-off making everything complete!

You may be surprised to learn that the list of BiWeekly staff in Institutional Advancement is upwards of 250 people!!

So the sooner you finish (with all necessary comments where appropriate) the sooner we can get time moving!


[Disclaimer: manually moving the clock forward won’t actually give you more hours, but it may land you in hot water with the boss!]
















Timely Geoff