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Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Crusader Time!

Join the Time Crusade!*

As the holidays descend our schedule grows short,
We have till THIS FRIDAY to complete our report!
(The reporting of hours, and personal leave--
Something all true Crusaders can promptly achieve!)

So, please join us in this most noble of all quests,
Be a Time Crusader (as the title suggests).

*For ALL BiWeekly AND Monthly workers as well,
(if you could do it by THURSDAY, that’d be swell).


Crusader Geoff











Friday, December 2, 2016

Double Time!

Greetings intrepid Timecard-sters!

Clocky & Watchy are in parallel dimensions just now, a melding of pay periods, a collision of cycles!

As it is time for BOTH Biweekly (11/20/16 to 12/3/16) AND Monthly (for November) timecard approval!

Please don’t let this split your brains (as it has mine)!*


*Despite the fact that our brains are already split into two hemispheres!


Dual Geoff





Friday, November 18, 2016

Abstract Time!

What is Time?

Biweekly staff: Students, Limiteds and Non-Exempts:

Time is up!

Clocky & Watchy seek your Timecards!

11.6.16 – 11.19.16
















Is This Geoff?












Reality & Metaphysical Assuager 

Friday, November 4, 2016

Game Time!

BiWeekly Pay Period: 10/23/16 – 11/5/16

Time to play!

Report EARLY to make sure you have all your hours and approvals in before:

…Parents & Family Weekend!

…Daylight Savings Time Ends!

…Election Day!

Communicate with your supervisors about your hours worked so that they may fill in your hours if you can’t!

Make sure the Kronos site is working at speed!

Add comments for all exceptions to policy! (Approving all timecards is policy--even empty ones)!

You know the old saying: Cooperation accomplishes our goals to a satisfactory degree! (I’m paraphrasing).






















Geoff the Gamer

Monday, October 31, 2016

Halloween Time!

Hell-o, Hi, Monthly (Exempt) Monsters Workers!

For the Witching Hour pay period of 10/1/16 to 10/31/16.

It’s time to fill out your Wills Timecards!


(You only need to indicate your leave (death, sick  and/or vacation), and only in 8 hour seances increments).
















And what IS this “bright idea?” You may well ask.

Why filling out your timecards, of course!

You were expecting something else?

Hop to! The deadline looms!

;)

Spooky Geoff














Geoffrey Bennett Ulrich

Mortuary Payroll & Financial Igor
Cheadle Asylum
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UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA AND THE GHOST OF SANTA BARBARA
Mental Institutional Advancement 

Friday, October 21, 2016

Friday, October 7, 2016

The Timecard Pledge

RE: Pay Period 9/25/16 to 10/8/16

Hello, BiWeekly Staff! (Non-exempts, Limiteds & Students)

Here’s it is: The Timecard Pledge!

Perfect for reciting, chanting and mantra-ing!





























Oathful Geoff



Friday, September 23, 2016

Welcome to Timecard University!




BiWeekly Pay Period: 9/11/16 – 9/24/16

Non-Exempts, Students & Limiteds






















Professor Geoff

Friday, September 9, 2016

Gramps & lil clocky in Beach Time

BiWeekly Timecards are due!
(8/28/16 – 9/10/16)
Don’t let time [reporting] slip away!

[From Clocky’s photo album]

As the Summer ends I’m reminded of a time…

As a kid, of going to the beach with my grandfather.
I knew he didn’t care for it much—the sand was hard for him to walk on,
But he went for me, so that I could play, and watch the passage of the sun and the tides.

I still visit him in the home he lives in, but he’s not as mobile as he once was.

This is a picture of us when I was only just a few tocks old.

Love you, Gramps!


Clocky















Nostalgic Geoff