Timecard Limerick (safe)

Exempt timecards are nearly ready to go,

So approving them, for May, is apropos,

You can wait until Monday,

Since the month ends on Sunday,

And still help in maintaining the status quo.

Under the Timecard Big Top!

Step right up and don’t be shy, Circus Fans,

We got freaks, geeks, joeys and pickled punks,

Horse operas, bullmen, kinkers, and iron jaws!

So head on down the Midway arcade

And try your luck before the spectacle begins!

But you can’t play if you don’t pay!

So approve those timecards

For students and non-exempts

For the run that folds up and blows off tomorrow.

Hurry, hurry, or you’ll miss the ballyhoo!

Sideshow Carny Geoff

There's Gold in Them Thar Timecards!

Eureka!

The gold rush 

For student and non-exempt prospectors

Ends tomorr’y.

So, stake your claim ‘n’ set your charges, powder monkeys,

And we’ll blast the ore ‘til we hit paydirt on the mother lode!

Jus’ remember to watch out for cave-ins, keep your picks sharp,

And don’t let the fever fool ya into being a flash in the pan, consarnit!

Boom Town Geoff

Kronos Haikus

May starts tomorrow

So please approve the timecards

For all Exempt staff.

[A Haiku poem

Is three lines long, broken down

Into syllables]

:)

Geoffrey, Bard of the Rising Sun

Good Eats at the Timecard Cafe!

How do, Soup Jockeys!

It’s time to order up

And take these timecards to sloptown,

Which get 86’d off the special’s board tomorrow

For students and non-exempts.

So throw some cackleberries on your hockey pucks

drag ‘em through the garden

scrape some cow paste on a raft

and it’ll all be gravy.

Short Order Geoff

Got Us A Load Of Timecards Needing A Drop Stop!

Breaker, breaker, on the Big Road,

Get your ears on, good buddies,

‘Cause we got ourselves a smokey knocking at the back door

as this convoy hits the chicken coop.

Timecards need approving or the

students and non-exempts

won’t be getting their green stamps for this haul, 

which pulls into the yard tomorrow.

So remember to keep the shiny side up and the rubber side down,

And we’ll hammer down to our home 20.

Over and out,

Big Rig Geoff

The Case of the Missing Timecards

Alright all youse gumshoes,

Someone’s trying to leg it with the henchmen's cabbage, 
but we’re not gonna let ‘em, see?

We’re gonna find those timecards!
Find ‘em and approve ‘em, see?

The pay period’s about to get croaked,
R.I.P.
So it’s time to put the squeeze on!

Agent Geoffrey

A Timecard Hunting We Shall Go!

How now, Magistrates! 

The hunt for approved timecards is upon us once again. 

For all hirelings of this pay period,
that breathes its last tomorrow. 

So, let us gather and tally ho!
The trumpet sends us forth! 

Gratias,
Master Geoffrey of the Hunt

Timecards Ardently Sought

Well be with thee, goodly folk,

Verily, this pay period  
doth end upon the morrow. 

Prithee, then,
do review and approve
thy timecards anon.

Full thanks. 

Peace be to all,
Lord Geoffrey of the Watch