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Cube Mind
The mind of a cube dweller

Friday, September 23, 2016

Welcome to Timecard University!




BiWeekly Pay Period: 9/11/16 – 9/24/16

Non-Exempts, Students & Limiteds






















Professor Geoff

Friday, September 9, 2016

Gramps & lil clocky in Beach Time

BiWeekly Timecards are due!
(8/28/16 – 9/10/16)
Don’t let time [reporting] slip away!

[From Clocky’s photo album]

As the Summer ends I’m reminded of a time…

As a kid, of going to the beach with my grandfather.
I knew he didn’t care for it much—the sand was hard for him to walk on,
But he went for me, so that I could play, and watch the passage of the sun and the tides.

I still visit him in the home he lives in, but he’s not as mobile as he once was.

This is a picture of us when I was only just a few tocks old.

Love you, Gramps!


Clocky















Nostalgic Geoff




Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Clocky & Watchy in "Time Flies"

Hello, Exempt Staffers!

August is done—“so soon?” (I know!).

Go ahead and report any sick or vacation leave (in 8-hour increments) and approve your timecards so that your supervisors may, likewise, approve.

Also, please keep your hands (and feet, if you got ‘em) inside as the ride is about to begin!

***


Clocky & Watchy in "Time Flies"















Flight Enthusiast Geoff

Friday, August 26, 2016

Meet Clocky!

BiWeekly Staff
Non-exempts, Limiteds & Student Workers
8/14/16 – 8/27/16



Clocky's Pal Geoff

Friday, August 12, 2016

Moving Time!

Hello, Office Workers of a BiWeekly Bent!

(That includes non-exempts, student staff and the occasional limited employee, as applicable, for the pay period of 7/31 to 8/13/16).

Now is the time to fill-out and approve your hours so that your supervisors can approve them and then we timekeepers can sign-off making everything complete!

You may be surprised to learn that the list of BiWeekly staff in Institutional Advancement is upwards of 250 people!!

So the sooner you finish (with all necessary comments where appropriate) the sooner we can get time moving!


[Disclaimer: manually moving the clock forward won’t actually give you more hours, but it may land you in hot water with the boss!]
















Timely Geoff

Friday, July 29, 2016

Sweet Time!











Sweet Greetings, Sweet Timers!

For all you Monthly (for July) and BiWeekly (for 7/17-7/30) candy fans, now’s your chance to approve your timecards!

Let’s not sugarcoat it, it’s part of the job, but a spoonful of honey makes it much easier!!

Have something sweet and tasty while you work, and you’ll see what I mean!


















Sweet Geoff

Friday, July 15, 2016

All the Pep!

Hey, Gang!

It’s time once again to show your Gaucho pride by letting us know what we owe you for all your hard work!

So, if you report your time biweekly, then mark down your hours worked on your timecards for the period from 7/3 to 7/16/16!

If you work in more than one department then be sure to indicate which fund to use! Approve it! Then get your supervisor to approve!

And then have a great weekend!!


Go Gauchos!!
















Gaucho Geoff

Wednesday, June 29, 2016

Golden Time!

Hello, All You Clockpunchers and Leave Reporters!

Today is a grand confluence of events.

My boss, Cheryl Kelly, is retiring after 38 years.

Exempt timecards are ready for approval for the month of June.

Non-exempt timecards are ready for approval (6/19-7/2).

Monday is a holiday (Happy Fourth!) so Tuesday will be a mad scramble to complete the non-exempts, limiteds and students.

So, let’s all pull together to make this one a smooth one!

Or Cheryl will come back to git ya!

(I mean, she won’t, but y’all got a little worried there for a second, didn’t ya?)


;)
















Shiny Geoff

Friday, June 17, 2016

Lost Time?

Hello, BiWeekly Staffers for the pay period of June 5 – June 18!

[If you do not report your time biweekly, or are not the supervisor of someone who does, then please enjoy the following cartoon knowing that no action, outside of your normal reporting schedule, is needed on your part (your time will come!)]


Thanks, Geoff