Clocky & Watchy in Photo Time

BiWeekly Folks, both Great and Slight,

Should mark their time e'er day 'comes night.

Clocky lets his big old eyes,

Go 'round their orbs most Clocky-wise.

Watchy failed to mark the trick,

Thinking best: a selfie stick.

Watchful Geoff

Clocky & Friends

There are many times when a reminder or a bulletin must be distributed throughout your work environment.

If the message is important then it may be marked urgent, but there's no guarantee that it will be read.

No one likes to take their medicine, you see.

However, if you sweeten it ever so slightly with a dash of whimsy then you can get noticed and complied with as much as you need!

Let the Cubicle 'Minders help you with all your work-related messages.

New friends being added all the time! Let us help!

Write to us at: geoffreyme@gmail.com

Include "Clocky & Friends, Help!" in the subject line and we'll know you're ready to go!

Cause Time

Clocky & Watchy in Laughing Matters

Yes, the workplace is (obviously) the place where work gets done, 
but productivity and attitude are improved by fun.

Happy Geoff

Clocky and Watchy Unbound & Underground!

Official Sanction Removed! Revolutionary Status Secured!

“Unprofessional, inappropriate, triggering and dark,”

Those were the words bandied by naysayers galore,

“Cease and desist!” decreed the mighty hierarch!

Instead I’ll unfetter my players like a true troubadour! 

So if you want to subvert the Man and not just be a sightseer,

Throw in with us rebels and find Clocky and Watchy here!

Secret Agent G

Clocky and Watchy present "NOT Sleepy Time!"

Exempt Timecards for the month of May are now due.

But first some news I’d like to share with all of you…

Driving a long way, and driving home late,

Geoffrey got into an over-sleepy state,

He made a gentle turn entirely too wide,

Until with a guardrail post his car did collide.

His injuries? Minor—but his chariot? Wrecked!

As the shock wore off full amazement took effect,

He was sore, sure, and achy, but alive and quite well,

And is grateful he survived with a story to tell.

Flabbergasted Geoff

Clocky & Watchy in Rally Time!

Welcome BiWeekly Delegates of 5/7 to 5/20/17!

The time is now, and the goal is right!

Both city mouse and suburbanite

Should report their hours and from thence get paid!

‘Tis a fair and lofty fund crusade!

So, grab your wits and wield them true,

The cause you champion is none but You!

No need to wait or dilly-dally,

Come join us in our Timecard Rally!

Emissary Geoff

Missing Time!

Go Time!

Waiting Time!

The wait is now over, your reminder is here!

(And the author’s pic* is, I daresay, most sincere),

The rhymes are all versed, and the cartoon’s been drawn,

Only one thing is left to follow up on:

All you fine folk must do your timecards—and soon,

By Monday at three (that’s three hours past noon),

With nearly two-hundred that we must complete,

We need ample time to accomplish this feat!

So please rally all of your teams with a grand ballyhoo!

[For BiWeekly staff, from Four/Nine to /Twenty-Two!] 

Now-Here’s Geoff

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